Audrey? Uh.... Audrey....?
youngbeansprout: youngbeansprout: Oh, phew. She’s not here. Okay so…I’ll just be real quick before she comes back to work. -clears throat- Okay I think… it goes like this and- Ahh…Now this. Augh… how does she do this on a daily basis? -shudders-
starxapple: you know that picture my mom took of her holding my swag keychain over an open flame as a playful threat? i just thought id share that she still sends me it on a daily basis anytime i make her mad or disagree with her
WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A FUCKING SHITHEAD I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN I FUCKING TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU FUCKED THAT PRINCESS!
“No no I’m not here to take your job. I coulda had it if I wanted it, buddy. I just wanna help you be a better person.”
“Stop being a douchebag”